• Marriage Jokes

    Best Marriage Jokes| Husband And Wife Story Jokes

    A wife was sitting in her bedroom applying her makeup. Suddenly her husband bursts into the bedroom. ‘’CAREFUL!’’ ‘’CAREFUL’’ ‘’Don’t apply too much pressure when putting on your foundation.’’ shouted the husband. ‘’Don’t poke your eyes with that eyeliner ‘’BE CAREFUL!’’  ‘’SLOW DOWN with blending that contour.’’ ‘’CAREFUL!’’ said the husband. Don’t forget the setting spray! ‘’Setting spray!’’ ‘’SETTING SPRAY!’’ shouted the husband. ‘’Honey, what is going on? I know how to apply makeup just fine.’’ said the wife. ‘’Well honey, I just wanted to show you what I have to put up with when I’m driving.’’ said the husband. After last night’s argument with her husband. A woman wanted…